In the Spirit of Andy Rooney - Things That Puzzle Me About Air Travel
Here's a Few Observations
We recently got back from a trip out to New Mexico.
I’m always amazed by the interesting things we see each time we travel by air.
This time was no exception.
So, in the spirit of Andy Rooney’s “Things That Bother Me” segment at the end of each 60 Minutes episode, here are a few of my own observations from traveling:
No matter what your destination is or the time of day, the flight is always full.
When did pajama pants and slippers become acceptable travel attire? Is it the convenience of not having to change to go to bed or do they put on a fresh pair when they get to their destination? It seems to me that it’s a slippery slope - what used to be reserved for Walmart patronage has now become acceptable mainstream attire. I shudder to think where all this is going …
Here’s another puzzling thing - Have you ever noticed that when there’s a short layover time between connecting flights, the “in” gate and "out” gate are always at the very end of opposite terminals? This begs the question: Who flies from all those in-between gates?
And what about all those “moving walkways” that don’t move? Aren’t they supposed to help you quickly move between those two gates at opposite ends of the solar system? Is this just a mind game or some kind of cruel joke?
Then there’s the whole TSA checkpoint system. Similar to the “convenient” Express Checkout lane at grocery stores, the TSA “Pre-check” option has become so popular that it takes more time to get through that than the normal TSA checkpoint. Which calls into question the whole meaning and purpose of “express”.
Why are 4oz liquid bottles less dangerous when in checked baggage than carry-on?
And why only 4 ounces?
The RORO (roll-on, roll-off) baggage industry has continued to improve carry-on luggage capacity, so more and more passengers are using that option now. Unfortunately, this has created an increase in gate-checked baggage, which defeats the whole purpose of “carry-on”.
On the other hand, it’s easier than ever now to use the check-through option, as there’s less congestion at the baggage claim carousels and more airlines are offering free checked baggage service to try and minimize the carry-on crowd.
And don’t get me started on the parking issue. No matter which airport you fly from, all the parking areas are being renovated or expanded.
But, seriously folks -
The best way to minimize the irritation, annoyance, and confusion of air travel is to consider it an adventure.
Just ask yourself, “What new or interesting things will I observe on this trip? What stories will I be able to tell?”
Trust me, with that attitude, you will have a lot more fun on your next trip.
Interesting and humorous observations! I do not fly, for various reasons, but your diatribe encourages me to maintain this outlook. I smiled all the way through it! Good job Cork!
We get to travel this year! Foreign travel! I love getting lost in European cities, but my wife? Not so much. Now, I make a habit of taking a pictures of street signs as we walk along, so that way we have a map for the way back.